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"Where are auditions for The Revenge of Bridezilla?
I want to know now."

--"How come we both have to wear white and they don't?"
--..."Shut up and swim."

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| "So, you got me a lousy zircon after all, ya cheap &$^%#^..." |

"Stop your blubbering, Jimmy. It's not your wedding."

"Honey, after the honeymoon, let's get these teeth fixed--okay?"
"Okay--but only if you promise not to call me 'honey'."
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